*

SMART INDIAN
Father: I want you to marry a girl ofmy choice
Son : 'I will choose my own bride!!!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates'sdaughter..'
Son : 'Well, in that case...ok'

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for yourdaughter....'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
Finally Father goes to see thepresident of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to berecommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is BillGates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'